I apologise that no one has attended to your request, my friend - as you can see, the Coalition has been having some internal difficulties of late. I will take your request for admission to our next meeting of Grand Masters, and we will have a proper reply to your request soon.
I will say this, though - I do not appreciate your insulting and profane demeanor in your post here. I understand we were remiss in not acknowledging that we had at least heard your request - that was our error, and I apologise for it on the Coalition's behalf. However, that does not ever make it acceptable to insult your prospective allies. I would ask that you choose your words more carefully in the future.
Thank you for your patience. The Council of Grand Commanders may have some questions for you in the near future. Until then, please be patient with us and a reply to your request for admission will be forthcoming.
Sir Arthur of Stirling
Grand Master of the Order of Saint Andrew
Grand Commander of the Coalition of Christian Crusaders